Forum Registration

Due to the extensive amount of spammers registering (and subsequently posting spam) for these forums, I have instituted this quick and simple form to request forum access. So, please request a username (if it's taken, I'll use something similar), enter a valid e-mail address, and enter some sort of comment that will let me know you're a human being who wants access to these forums. If you seem to be legit, I'll e-mail you a temporary password that will allow you to log in and edit your registration (if you want to - at least change your password).

Now, let me repeat that. You need to enter a comment in this form. If you don't enter anything, you'll get tagged as a spammer, and that'll be the end of that. Even if you do enter a comment, it needs to be something that will let me know you're a human, and not a spambot (or a human spammer, for that matter). Like what? I dunno. Some sort of MS reference maybe. Definitely something other than links to some scam Internet drug company or porn or gambling site. Links to anything, in fact, will indicate that you're a spammer, and that will be the end of that.

Before you register:

Please be advised that, while the administrators and moderators of this forum will attempt to remove or edit any generally objectionable material as quickly as possible, it is impossible to review every message. Therefore you acknowledge that all posts made to these forums express the views and opinions of the author and not the administrators, moderators or webmaster (except for posts by these people) and hence will not be held liable.

You agree not to post any spam or abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned (and your service provider being informed). The IP address of all posts is recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. You agree that the webmaster, administrator and moderators of this forum have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should they see fit. As a user you agree to any information you have entered being stored in a database. While this information will not be disclosed to any third party without your consent the webmaster, administrator and moderators cannot be held responsible for any hacking attempt that may lead to the data being compromised.

This forum system uses cookies to store information on your local computer. These cookies do not contain any of the information you have entered above; they serve only to improve your viewing pleasure. The e-mail address is used only for confirming your registration details and password (and for sending new passwords should you forget your current one).

By clicking Register below you agree to be bound by these conditions.