My brain’s a bit denatured from being cooked on high the past couple of days (much better now, though) so forgive me if this isn’t too terribly inspired, but…

On Press the Meat today, Timmy Potatohead has dubya’s second COS Josh Bolten on to tell us how the US has brought stability to the Middle East. Then Tom Ricks will be on to tell us what a “Fiasco” it’s really been.

On Faze the Nation, Bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has Isreali Ambassador Daniel Ayalon on to tell the Lebanese people that it’s nothing personal, and Syrian Ambasador Imad Moustapha on to say, “oh yeah?” Plus David Ignatius of the WaPost.

On CNN’s Late Edition, Wolfie has – get this – Israel’s tourism Minister, Isaac Herzog (“come for the beaches, stay for the shelling – plus, buy a one-way ticket, and your evacuation fee will be waived!”*). Then there’s another visit from Josh Bolten, and a bunch of lip-flapping politicians, Republicand, Democrats, DINO’s, whatever – who even gives a shit anymore?

Instead of This Weak with George Snufalufagus, it’s the British Open. Why would they bother with that, when the end of an era is being ushered in with the final BC Open (not in Broome County this year, thanks to all the flooding in the Binghamton area, and instead being held at the Turning Stone Casino and Resort – an Oneida Indian establishment; hey, maybe after the the Palestinian population has been reduced by 95%, they’ll be able to open Casinos and sell cigarettes in Gaza – it’ll give the Israeli tourism Minister something to hawk). Looks like a helluva nice course. But anyways…

On Fux News Sunday with Fuckface Wallace, it’s – once again – Josh Bolten (BTW, note to both CNN and Fux, it’s B-O-L-T-E-N, you idiots), plus the only man who looks more ridiculous in a white lab coat than George Bush, Denny “Grand Slam” Hastert.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl repors on something that’s apparently news to her – Americans are working longer and harder than ever before. Speaking of longer and harder, Lara Logan reports on how she got embedded with the fellas that guard Route Irish (and how devasted she was when MSNBC’s best reporter, Mike B., rebuked all of her advances), and Steve Kroft talks to a bunch of jewel thieves.

Tonight, it’s new episodes of Deadwood (didja see Dan pull that guy’s eye out last week? Icky, icky, icky), the 4400, and the Dead Zone. Enjoy your Sunday.

*Limited time offer, subject to state, federal, and international taxes, Israeli government reserves the right to bulldoze your home, void where prohibited.