Wow, hard to believe I’ve been back home for a week already – or, as of about 3:18 this afternoon. Funny how this past week went by faster than any given day in DC. There seems to be a doggie here who has not only come to think that he should get to go to the park every single day, but who has now decided that he should go twice a day. Plus he’s been telling me how they were awfully mean to him around here, and how he hardly ever got to have fun. Poor boy.

So, I hope you’re not flying anywhere, ‘cuz, if you are, you better plan on getting to the airport pretty goddamn early. And no beverages. Man, I can’t deal w/o my water bottle, so I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have to go anywhere for a while. Funny how the Brits caught these guys, but Skeletor Chertoff is on the news everywhere. Seeing as how these were Pakistanis, I think it’s only appropriate that we invade Syria.

I see that Joe Lieberman has pointed to this as an example of why Ned Lamont will get us all killed, and Republicans are gleeful that this will “play really well” coming just a few weeks before September 11th. Personally, it reminds me that Bush ignored the August 6th PDB, and that he $10 Billion a month war and occupation hasn’t done shit. I dunno, Americans are pretty fucking stupid, but I think once they’ve finally realized you’re an idiot (god knows it took long enough), it takes an awful lot to change their minds. After all, “fool me once, shame on…uh…shame on you. Fool me…uh…can’t get fooled again.”

In other news, “…[t]he main points of a resolution to end fighting between Israel and Hezbollah have been agreed to by the U.S. and France….” Uh, that’s nice, I guess, but shouldn’t Israel and Hezbollah fuckin’ agree, too?

Well, I could go on, I suppose, but there seems to be a dog nose poking me in the ribs, and we have a saying around here: “when Siggy says ‘woof,’ we say ‘how high?'”

Have a good Friday, and watch out for those exploding sports drinks (might be the only thing Floyd Landis can get an endorsement deal for).

Oh, and if you’re out there in LA, get yourself to the Hollywood Improv for one of Marc’s three shows this weekend (one tonight, two tomorrow), and tell hem we all say hello.