First off, though it took them double overtime to do it, I’m quite sad to report that Syracuse has now extended the longest losing streak in its 117 year football history to 11 straight games.  And the only team they beat last year was Buffalo, which shouldn’t really even count.   So, I reckon it’s time to start looking ahead to basketball season.  Anyhow…

Today on Press the Meat, it’s a Dicksclusive, as Timmy Potatohead trots out Darth Cheney.  The only reason to watch these two assholes is to try and spot the lizard crawling arounnd inside Cheney’s nostril.

Speaking of lizards, Bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has the Lizard Queen herself, Condi Rice, as well as Governor Potatohead (no relation to Timmuh), George Pataki (musta been desperate for guests), and Chuck Schumer.   Hmm.  No reason to get out of bed so far.

Condi slithers on over to Fux News Sunday (whoopdie-doo, whoopdie-doo), as does Howard Dean, who’s pretty much always worth watching, though I don’t know if he’s worth wading through the shit that is Fuckface Chris Wallace and the presidential, helmet-headed, Lizard faced concubine.

ABC is dead to me, so fuck This Weak with George Snufalufagus.  Really.

Lizard bitch will also be on CNN’s Late Emission, as will John Kerry, Afghanistan’s ambassador to the US, Said Jawad, Mark Malloch Brown (UN deputy secretary-general, which I think is a lot like being the #2 Al-Quaeda guy, or assistant manager at Friendly’s), Mowaffak al-Rubaie, the Iraqi national security adviser (which is like being the bus-boy at Friendly’s), John Miller, who is the assistant director of the FBI for public affairs (what, the director of PR for the FBI is busy?), and Brian Jenkins of the RAND Corporation, who is billed as a “terrorism expert,” and who I’m guessing is an asshole.  Don’t really know – just a hunch.

Later, on 60 Minutes, oh boy, it’s Katie Couric, doing a story on Kristie Whitman saying the air was just fine around the WTC after 9/11, which she of course is selectively remembering these days.

So, the best thing to do is sleep in, and get ready for some football (none of which is on ABC), and while their showing that shit peice of propaganda, there’s a brand new season of the Simpsons (not not manage Family Guy and American Dad) to watch.  So have a good Sunday.