Well, let’s start with Fux News, which I ordinarily wouldn’t recommend to anybody, but (as everybody here knows) today is the day that Bill Clinton kicks the crap out of that weaselface little prick, Chris Wallace, on Fux News Sunday. No doubt you’ve already read the transcript at Think Progress, but it ought to be a lot of fun watching Bubba wipe that smirk off his greasy little piece of shit face. Mike Wallace must kick himself in the ass for letting Mrs. Wallace breast feed that little schmuck until he was 23.

Otherwise, speaking of Clinton, he’ll also be on with Timmy Potaohead on Press the Meat. Also on are Unocal consultant Afghan President, Hamid Karzai, and former Senator John Danforth. You’ll have to wait until after coverage of the Ryder Cup, though, as Press the Meat will be delayed until 1:00 Eastern time, when most people will probably be watching The Jets kick the crap out of Buffalo (hopefully).

Faze the Nation will be on at the regular time, but who really wants to watch Bendover McCain justify the torture of detainees? I hope he wakes up covered in sweat, acutely reliving the pain his captors inflicted on him, for every prisoner our grand democracy “legally” tortures. Joining the “maverick” is White House bitch and WaPost National Political Editor, John Harris.

Over at the Goebbels Brodcasting Company, it’s Bill the cat vivisectionist Frist, (not much of a temptation to end my boycott there), and then a story on the NJ Senate race between Menendez (not one of the ones that offed his parents, I assume) and the son of sellout Tom Kean. At the rondtable it’s Frank Rich, who might be worth making a boycott exception for, if it wasn’t for the fact that he’ll be on with yet another graduate of the NPR school of hackery, Martha Raddatz, plus the dean of dull, George :jerk: Will. Also on will be Bob Newhart, who apparently used to hang out with Lincoln and Reagan. I like Bob, but not enough to lower myself to watching anything on that Mickey Mouse network.

On CNN, you can see Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission (funny, I’d take him to be more on the premature side), with (I guess he’s making the rounds today) Hamid Karzai, yet another fake moderate Republican sellout creep, Arlen Specter, DINO Jane Harman, Al Haig (must be he’s not dead yet), former ambassador to the UN (not to mention Assistant Secretary of State for European and Canadian Affairs, Ambassador to Germany, and Peace Corps director, among other things), Dick Holbrooke, Matthew Dowd (because you can never get enough Republican scumbags), and Stan Greenberg (too bad it isn’t Stan Freberg).

Later, on 60 Minutes, Katie Couric has an “initmate” profile of the Lizard Queen, Condi Rice. :barf: Gee, guess I’ll have to set the DVR for that one. I think the whole segment ought to be sponsored by Geico.  And I guess Steve Kroft will be speaking with budding author (and President of Pakistan), Pervez Musharraf.
New episode of The Wire on HBO at 10:00, though, so I guess the day isn’t a total waste.

In the meantime….