Are you ready to ruumbull?! Today, on Press the Meat, it’s the Missouri Meltdown, pitting weaselly, anti-stem cell crusading, Senator Jim “get your habeas outta my corpus” Talent, vs. his challenger, Missouri State Auditor Claire McCaskill (Claire is currently up by three points in the latest Gallup poll). And, because that’s not enough, Bob Woodward will be in to give Timmy Potatohead sloppy seconds (or thirds or fourths, or whatever it is) over Bobby’s book, State of Denial.

Over at CBS, Bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has Senator MBNA, Joe Biden. Joe will be in to tell us that he, too, wanted Donny Rumsfeld fired. Newsflash to Joe: not only does Bush not give a shit what you think, nobody else does, either. Go back to kissing Alberto “Grand Inquisitor” Gonzales’ ass, Joe.

Over at CNN’s Late Emission, it’s Iraqi Foreign Minister, Hoshyar Zerbari, Senator MBNA (again), John “Cornhole” Cornyn, a pair of hacks who, while they have never run for (let alone won) any office, have nonetheless co-authored The Way to Win, John Harris (WaPost) and Mark Halperin (Goebbels Broadcasting Company), Republican propagandist (and CNN’s “congressional correspondent”), Dana Bash, and everybody’s favorite Nazi sympathizer, Bay Buchanan without the dress (aka, Pat).

But wait, there’s more!

Over at Fux News Sunday, where Chris Wallace is still trying to clean up after Bill Clinton made him soil himself, it’s a Mark Foley kinda day, and what an astounding panel they’ve put together! In addition to the fuckfaced on himself, it’s liar and hack extrordinaire, Brit Hume, the Revernd Sun Yung Moon’s righthand man, Bill “not the funny one” Kristol, token NPR black guy, Juan Williams (Juan, you should be ashamed of yourself for even being near these creeps), and token NPR female, Mara Liasson (who is, of course, shameless – and an example of why NPR sucks these days). And then, speaking oof erections, a story about Air Force vets building a DC memorial.

And then for all of you Foley Fanaticsn who just can’t get enough, over at the GBC, it’s yet another This Weak with George Snufalufagus that makes it easy to continue the boycott, with Tom “still aint got my story straight, but it’s all Denny’s fault” Reynolds, DCCC chairman Rahm “man” Emanuel, and James “the Fixer” Baker. Plus, Patricia “botox” Heaton will be on to talk about autism.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl talks to HP’s Patricia “I’m innocent” Dunn, and Steve Kroft has a look at the 44,000 names on the no-fly list (hey, nice to know Osama’s on there – dubya may not spend much time thinking about him but it’s nice to know if he shows up at an airport and is stupid enough to use his real name, he is so gonna have to take the bus).

Of course, today’s big story is TO’s return to Philly, where the Eagles will hopefully kick his (and the Cowboy’s) ass so hard all day, he’ll be on suicide watch by the flight back to “D.”

Have a good Sunday.