So, here we go again.
Looks like Timmy Potatohead just had a look at the election results, as he brings in new Senator-elects John Tester and Jim Webb to Press the Meat. Then it’s a “special” roundtable with SU Alum Ted Koppel, and Robin Wright (unfortunately, not the Robin Wright from the Princess Bride, but the one from the Washington Post).
Over at Faze the Nation, bush buddy Bobby Schieffer hosts little Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, and Charlie Rangel of NY, to talk about taxes and the failed Occupation of Iraq.
Irrelevant Fux News Sunday and its irrelevant Host, Chris “Fuxface” Wallace will have irrelevant former presidential candidate, John Kerry, and irrelevant former Speaker of the House, Newt “who stole” Gingrich. Plus we’ll “find out what it takes to be the commander-in-chief’s chef.” :yawn:
Over on the Goebbel’s network, George Snufalufagus hosts Maverick McCain and his straight talk express on This Weak, and new House Majority Leader, Horny Stoner of MD is in to talk about his “brusing battle” with Nancy Pelosi and John Murtha. Also, it’s Jimmie Johnson (not the Brylcreem® king and former coach, but apparently some guy that’s really good at driving around in circles really fast), and at the roundtable, it’s George :jerk: Will, Fareed “token” Zakaria and little Robby Reich. Gee, that NASCAR dude is pretty tempting, but I think my boycott remains intact for yet another week.
Over at Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, we’ll hear from Carl Levin of the Senate Armed Services Committee, batshit crazy Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas, Samir “stem cell” Sumaidaie, the Iraqi Ambassador to the United States (good job, as long as you never have to go back to Iraq), two guys who will try to whip it good in the House, James Clyburn (new Majority whip – aka, “big whip”) and his kinky counterpart, Roy “smoke a ” Blunt (soon to be “little whip”). Also, it’ll be Ken Adelman (who had the pleasure of serving under Donny Rumsfeld, back in the day), David “squeaky” Frum (who is shocked – shocked, I tell you – that the wonderful words he wrote for dubya never amounted to anything), and rightwing schmuck from the rightwing American Enterprise Institute, Michael Rubin.
Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley goes to India to find out why people are murdering tigers into extinction, Bob Simon has a few cocktails with Joe Namath, and Steve Kroft does a story on Hazelton, PA’s, fight against those goddamn illegal immigrants (in Hazelton? Who knew?).
And of course there are all new episodes of the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, plus the Wire. Have a happy Sunday.