So, let’s see what talking heads we’ll be treated to today. On Press the Meat, Timmuh has National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley on to tell us why it’s a great idea to send another 20,000 moms, dads, sons, and daughters to serve as targets in Iraq. Then Democratic Senator Chris Dodd, plus Republicans Joe Lieberman, Jon Kyl , & Chuck Hagel will be on. Why Lieberman? That’s all I want to know. Why not pull Zell Miller out of mothballs instead?

Over on Faze the Nation, it’s maverick Senator Chipmunk Cheeks, plus the rather limp (IMHO) Barack Obama. :yawn:

At the Goebbels Network, George Snufalufagus trots out Stephen Hadley one more time, and John Murtha is on to talk about why you shouldn’t fuck around with a man with a purse, and then it’s everybody’s favorite gropernator, Ahnuld Schwarzenegger. At the rountable, it’ll be The Nation’s Katrina vanden Heuvel, Newsweek’s Fareed “Token” Zakaria and George :jerk: Will. Plus, the first black woman elected mayor of a major Southern city, Atlanta’s Shirley Franklin, will be on to talk about MLK.

Over on Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace will have Fuckface Darth Cheney, on to snarl and sneer, and be just plain creepy. Maybe Wallace can ask him who knocked up his lesbian daughter, and whether Maron’s correct that it’s just being incubated for parts.

For his Late Emission, Wolf Blitzer serves up Iraqi foreign minister, Hoshyar Zebari, Mitch “The Prick” McConnell, Michigan’s Carl Levin, Pakistan’s prime minister, Shaukat Aziz, Richard Myers, and John “please don’t run again” Kerry.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley has the lamest of lame ducks, George Dubya Bush, on to quack, plus Bob Simon does a story on ex-KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko (he’s still dead), and the parents of the Duke Lacrosse players will be on with Lesley Stahl.

But, never mind all that, as the Season 2 premiere of Rome is on HBO at 9:00, followed by the Season 2 premiere of Extras. And, for those of you who don’t get enough of torture and terror on the news (not that there doesn’t promise to be plenty of that in Rome), there’s the two-hour premiere of 24 on Fox at 8:00 (and another two hours tomorrow). Enjoy your Sunday.