As we approach the four year anniversary of the beginning of our glorious triumph known as the invasion and occupation of Iraq (the fourth year is Fruits and Flowers, by the way), it’s time for another round of Sunday boobleheads.

On Press the Meat, it’s the icky Tom Delay (shouldn’t he be in prison with the rest of his friends?) and the even ickier, Richard Perle (who I thought had to stay in his coffin when the sun’s up). Representing the human race, there’s the director of “Win Without War,” Tom Andrews, and PA’s Joe Sestak. And then Chuck Schumer will talk about Alberto Gone-zales (hey, Chuck, big Al isn’t enough; Rove’s gotta go, too).

At the best damn Sunday talking head show, Faze the Nation (it’s the best, because it’s the shortest), SecDef Bob Gates and semi-Democrat Dianne Feinstein will keep bush buddy Bobby Schieffer company.

Over at Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace hosts shitcanned US Attorneys Bud Cummins and David “Julio” Iglesias, plus the tough talkin’ and impotent Sen. Arlen Specter, and John Kerry.

On the Goebbels Network, George Snufalufagus chats with fellow deadhead Pat Leahy, and batshit crazy redneck John “Corn Out” Cornyn. Then it’s National Security Adviser, Stephen “Elmer” Hadley. At the roundtable, it’s Mr. Claire Shipman, Jay Carney, the woman who ran Al Gore’s brilliant 2000 campaign for president, Donna Brazile, Mrs. Jay Carney, Claire Shipman, and George :jerk: Will. Plus, Sam Waterston (what, is everybody from Law and Order running for president now? If so, I’m voting for Munch).

Over at CNN, it’s, oh, hell, who gives a shit? If Wolfie isn’t enough to deter you, they have Carville on, too. Though it’s kinda fun (in a creepy sorta way) to turn the sound down and just look at him. It’s kinda like watching an iguana or something in a terrarium.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley speaks with Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich, who is charged with killing 18 Iraqi civilians in Haditha (and who looks like he’s about 12 years old), and Anderson Cooper wastes air time on Simon Cowell for some fucking reason.

Have a good one.