Here goes, another edition of the talking heads. How they manage to be heard with their heads so far up their asses is beyond me. But anyways….

On Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead hosts Retired Gen. Anthony Zinni (on to say “I told you so,”) and then it’s a roundtable on (among other things) Don Imus, with the nappy-headed ho from the NY Times, David Brooks, Gwen “The Cleaning Lady” Ifill, WSJ and CNBC stooge, John Harwood, and Eugene Robinson from the WaPost.

Over at CBS, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer hosts the Sultan of Snarl himself, Darth Cheney. Hey, Dick, go fuck yourself. This promises to be one vewy, vewy, scary half hour, indeed.

On Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace hosts Senator Carl Levin and that snivelling little bitch from South Carolina, Lil’ Lindsey Graham. Plus, Al Sharpton takes a victory lap on the corpse of Don Imus. Time to start working on the rest of these racist, homophobic, evil pieces of shit, Al.

At the Goebells network, George Snufalufagus hosts Bill Richardson (who is the only presidential candidate that doesn’t look like the Keebler® Elf who’s called for a complete withdrawal of all US forces from Iraq), PA Republican Arlen “all hat, no cattle” Specter, and, um, Rich Little? Damn, I guess he’s ready for a comeback tour. Then at the roundtable, it’s little Robbie Reich, former pentagon spokesbitch and Mary Matalin BFF, Torie Clarke, political genius Donna Brazile, and Bill Buckley wannabe, George :jerk: Will.

Wolf Blitzer serves up a Late Emission which includes Jim Webb, the evil of two lessers in Arizona, Jon “Krazy” Kyl, Former NO Mayor, Marc Morial, Amy Holmes (who used to score cats for Bill Frist), Marian Wright Edelman, president of the Children’s Defense Fund, the Prince of Darkness, Richard Perle, John “husband of the hag” Roberts, and Ted’s little girl, Andrea Koppel.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl asks the Duke Lacrosse players if being exonerated is better than being indicted, plus she’ll talk to North Carolina Attorney General Roy A. Cooper. Then, Mike “father of weaselface” Wallace profiled Don Imus a decade ago. Was he just as big an asshole then as he is now? Tune in to see. Plus, Bob Simon goes to a prison where inmates serving long sentences are getting a college education courtesy of Bard College.

I think I may skip the boobleheads this week (for a change), and get to work doing my taxes. Sure, they’re not due to until Tuesday, but I’m not one to put things off. Enjoy your Sunday.

Oh, by the way, looks like some interesting weather headed up and down the east coast, so everybody stay safe. And if we’re all out of commission, you folks in the rest of the world will just have to pick up the slack. And somebody go find Fred, will ya?