Another Sunday, another batch of talking heads. I can hardly wait.

First off, on Press the Meat, it’s an MBNA kinda day, as Timmy Potatohead hosts Joe Biden as part of Timmuh’s “Meet the Candidate” series. An hour of Joe and Tim. Oy.

Over at CBS, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer hosts the Lizard Queen, Condi Rice (no time to answer Congressional subpoenas, but plenty of time to spread the , plus Jack Murtha. I hope they’re on together, and Murtha smacks her. Just don’t hit her in the hair, Jack, or you’ll break every bone in your hand.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace hosts the soulless John McCain, and his Stepford wife, Cindy, on to talk about McCain’s illegitimate black baby.

Over at the Goebbels Network, George Snufalufagus gets himself a little lizard action (maybe Congress should have her appear on Sunday, when she apparently has all kinds of time to appear), Kansas nutjob, Sam Bareback Brownback, and Russ “the man” Feingold. At the roundtable, it’s Fareed “Token” Zakaria editor, graduate of the NPR school of hackery, Martha Raddatz and the ever-smug yet dull George :jerk: Will. And then Natalie Portman will be on to talk about micro-loans.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes a little lizard action (between all the talk shows and going down on dubya in the presidential limo, it’s no wonder she doesn’t have time for Congress), Iraqi Foreign Minister Hose yer Zebra Hoshyar Zebari, Democrat Adam Putnam of Florida, pseudo-Democrat Jane Harman of California, Jose Manuel Barroso, President of the European Commission, and a few assorted CNN hacks.

Later, on 60 Minutes “Slam Dunk” George Tenet hawks his book with Scott Pelley, and Steve Kroft ponders whether someone who has been deemed an imminent danger to himself (like Seung-Hui Cho) be allowed to own a gun? Must people would probably answer “duh,” but apparently “advocates” for the mentally ill say yes.

Then there are new episodes of the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, plus episode 4 of 9 of the last season of the Sopranos. Have a good Sunday.