Happy Mother’s Day!

On Press the Meat, Timmy hosts a man only a mother could love, Maverick John McCain as part of the “Mr. Potatohead Meets the Candidates” series.

Then on Faze the Nation, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer talks War and Politics with Chuckie Hagel, Jeanne Cummings of the incessantly incorrect Politico.com, and Michel McQueen Martin, who is apparently from NPR.

Over at Fux News, the man not even a mother could love – Weaselface Wallace – hosts America’s Mom, the cross-dressing Rudy Guiliani, to remind us that he was the mayor of NYC on 9/11, and that somehow qualifies him to be preznit.

On the Goebbels network, it’s Barack Obama, and then the axis of drivel rides again, as Sam :omg: Donaldson, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and George :jerk: Will sit around the roundtable and blather. Then Brooke Shields talks postpartum depression.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes Mitch “the Prick” McConnell, Barbara Boxer, li’l Lindsey Graham, Drew Barrymore, and an assorted bunch of CNN hacks.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Mike “Gee, my kid’s an asshole” Wallace reports on Mitt “Big Love” Romney, Lesley Stahl listens to a bunch of realtors bitch about the Internet, and Bob Simon sees what’s up with Iraqi war orphan Ali Abbas, whose family was blown up (and arms were blown off) by “stray” bombs from the good old US of A. Oops.

Then it’s your basic Sunday night fare, including episode 6 of the final 9 Sopranos. Have a good day, muthas.