So, what do they have in store for us today?

On Press the Meat, it’s all about the 2008 elections, as Timmy Potatohead hosts political “strategists Bob “the curse” Shrum, the guy you just can’t help but look at – kinda like looking at a car wreck, and not being able to turn away – James “the cupie doll” Carville, and his disgusting, horrible wife, Mary Matalin, and some other republican stooge named Mike Murphy.

Faze the Nation isn’t saying who’s on their show tomorrow, and I’m not really inclined to spend much time looking.

On Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace hosts the Newtster. I still don’t understand why that insignificant asshole gets any airtime – even on Fux.

On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has Iraqi President Jalal Talabani (taking time off from his weight watchers tour of the US, I guess), plus Jack Murtha. Then the Axis of Drivel is reunited at the roundtable, as George :jerk: Will, Sam :omg: Donaldson and Cokie “the hag” Roberts tut-tut their way through a rousing rendition of inside the beltway bullshit. Plus, Kyle Petty will be on as This Weak’s “voice.”

CNN’s Late Emission has Elizabeth Edwards, plus one of Mitt Romney’s wives, Tagg Romney. Then it’s occasional Democrat Diane Feinstein, and redneck Republican “Dick” Shelby, plus exciting CNN hacks, such as Mr. Cokie Roberts, Donna “loser” Brazile, and some local New Hampshire media people.

Later, on 60 minutes, it’s a Mike Wallace kinda night, as he chats with Jack Kevorkian (probably trying to get a price quote for his services), then they run and old Wallace interview with Vanessa Redgrave, and then a re-broadcast of parts of an interview with Iranian president Ahmadinejad.

Enjoy your Sunday.