In honor of Kevin (and the restof our heathen brethren), I’d like to start this day with a prayer. It’s been a while, and I’m trying to do this from memory, so please forgive me (or, should I say, “forgiveth me”) if I don’t get it quite right.

:priest: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the Lord didst grin and the people didst feasteth upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and… (I shall skippeth a bit). And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou counteth to three: no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen. :jesus:

Oh, hell, better yet, just watch this: