So, I got my fancy new glasses with the “progressive” lenses yesterday. Right off, I’d say they pretty much suck. Apparently, you have to look directly at what you want to see. I understood about the up and down part, but had no clue you couldn’t look left or right, either. That sucks. One of my best abilities is being able to look at stuff out of the sides of my eyes. Now, if I wanna check out a hot babe, I’ll have to look directly at her. This isn’t cool. I’m nothing if not discrete. Oh well, supposedly you get used to it. We’ll see.

At least it’s freakin’ Friday.