Watch out, it’s liable to be an hour earlier than you thought it was (but not until I reset the blog clock). I guess that’s a good thing for you NYC area folks, since Timmy Potatohead and Press the Meat will be on early this week (8:00), thanks to the NYC Marathon.

And it’s not a show you want to miss, as Timmuh boasts an exclusive with Grandpa Fred Thompson. Now’s you’re chance to see what Fred looks like before his morning coffee. :omg: As if that wasn’t enough, Mr. Potatohead will also chat with Tom Brokaw, on to hawk his new book about the sixties (the 1960’s, not Brokaw’s sixties – I think).

Over at Faze the Nation, Bush Booby Bobby Schieffer hosts Senator MBNA (who gets at least a two-week pass from me for his “a noun, a verb, and nine-one-one” take-down of Guidi Ruliani), plus Hillary’s “Chief Strategist,” Mark Penn. The topic? “Did the Democrats cave fast enough on Mukasey?”

Over at Fux News Sunday, look for some really tough questions as Weaselface Wallace host the one, the only, Commander Codpiece himself, George Dubya Bush. “Are you a great President, or the greatest President, my Liege, and might I nibble lightly on your nether regions?” And of course there will also be the usual Fux Noise panel of Republican sycophants, who really aren’t worth taking the time to mention (except to say “fuck you” Bill Kristol and Brit Hume, you disgraceful pieces of shit). And then there’s Fux’s “Power Player of the Week,” Ashley Judd. Funny, I didn’t think Republicans liked girls (other than dressing up in women’s underwear, of course). My advice? Skip the show, and do a google image search for Ashley Judd instead. You won’t be disappointed (so I hear).

At the Goebbels Network, George Snufalufagus goes “on the trail” with my personal favorite amongst candidates polling above 3%, John Edwards. Hey, who cares if Dennis Kucinich saw a UFO? Edwards sees dead people! What, that’s a different Jon Edwards? Whatever. Then there’s a roundtable consisting of former Bush speechwriter (and now a Republican shill for the WaPost), Dan Gerson, the WaPost’s mustard man, EJ “Poupon” Dionne, LA Times media whore, Ron Brownstain Brownstein, and, of course, the man with nowhere else to go on Sunday, the insipid George :jerk: Will. This Weak’s “Voice?” None other than Ashley Judd. Gee, I hope George got her before Fux News. I can think of few things worse than having Weaselface Wallace’s sloppy seconds :yuck: (unless it has something to do with Karen Hughes :barf: ).

If one were to examine Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, one might find the world’s most articulate lap dog, Tony Blair, Saint John McCain (they list him as a presidential “hopeful,” as opposed to NBC’s listing of Grandpa Fred as a “contender.” Poor Johnny, I can hear him crying out “I coulda been a contender!”), one of the few Democrats with a spine, Chris Dodd, Arlen “all talk, no action” Specter, and dirty whore DINO traitor bitch, Dianne Feinstein.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Bob Simon shows us conman, criminal, and the neocon’s BFF, “Curveball,” Scott Pelley goes to Africa to check out ivory poachers, and Lesley Stahl profiles Silicon Valley Venture Capitalist Tom Perkins (who has the biggest sailboat in the whole wide world). Well whoopdie fuckin’ doo.

Well, time to get out those owner’s manuals to figure out how to change the rest of your clocks. It’s gonna be dark pretty damn early tonight (can’t we fall forward instead)? Enjoy your Sunday. As for me, I have two tons of wood pellets to schlep to the basement.