A pretty nauseating Press the Meat on store for us today, Timmy Potatohead hosts the odd couple of James “Cupie Doll” Carville and Mary Matalin, plus Bob Shrum and republican creep Mike Murphy.

No clue who’s on Faze the Nation today, and I don’t much care.

Over at Fux News, Weaselface Wallace hosts grandpa Fred Thompson plus Carl Levin and Li’l Lindsey Graham. And apparently Ashley Judd is making the rounds again.

On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts Chipmunk Cheeks McCain, and Bill Richardson, then it’s a roundtable with everybody’s favorite gay Republican, Andy Sullivan, ABC News Putz Jon Karl, and Cokie “the Hag” Roberts, and finally Marlo Thomas gets dragged out of mothballs.

Wolf Blitzer has Huckleberry Huckabee, Ayad Allawi, and schmuck from the National Review, Ron Brownstain.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Steve Kroft interviews The Eagles (the band, that is), Lesley Stahl does a story on high-tech thieves stealing customer financial records, and Anderson Cooper does a story on minimally conscious people (Republicans, I guess).

Have a good one.