For some reason, I was thinking this was either Thursday or Friday. Too bad it turns out to be Wednesday; this working stuff is kind of annoying. I told Granny if she’d just get a job as a $5,000 an hour hooker, I could stay at home and take care of the doggies. And, hell, she’d only have to work a few hours a week. ‘Til then, I guess I better get off my ass and go to work.