I managed to do something to my shoulder. What, I don’t know. I think it’s tendinitis and bursitis. Either that, or somebody snuck in and chiseled off the head of my humerus (which is most definitely not funny). Either way, it hurts like hell, and it’s all I can do to hold my arm up, let alone type (hell, it takes 20 minutes just to get a shirt on). This gettin’ old shit is great, aint it?