I figured it was about time I wrote something really interesting and intelligent here. Unfortunately, I couldn’t think of anything, so I’ll tell you about the poo-poo my puppy left for me when I came home for lunch yesterday. I’ve seen a lot of crap in my time, but this was pretty amazing. Stellar, really, in terms of sheer volume for such a small (though quickly growing) dog. It had the consistency of wet mud, and had to have covered at least four square feet, at an average depth of approximately 3 1/2″ or so. That’s, what, almost 1.2 cubic feet of shit. I wound up using a snow shovel to clean it up. Good thing I didn’t put the shovels away for the season yet. That reminds me. I’d better go and get that shovel out of the shower. Thank goodness Granny will be home with him today.