OK, let’s see what wonders they have in store for us today. First up, on Press the Meat, Timmuh has Jim (VP maybe?) Webb. Then the DLC’s creepy Harold Ford, Jr., good old boy (and very Christian) Mike Huckabee, and potatoheads to rival even the great Timmy’s, Republican creep Mike Murphy, and Democratic mastermind Bob “squeaky” Shrum, who had a hand in such stellar presidential campaigns as George McGovern’s, Mike Dukakis’, Al Gore’s, and John Kerry’s.

On CBS’s Faze the Nation, Bobby Scheiffer hosts ‘Governor Day,” with Kevin’s Gov, Charlie “H” Crist, our former Governor here in NY (back before they had sense enough not to get caught with expensive prostitutes), Mario Cuomo, and some former Governor from Colorado, Roy Romer. Plus Republican ‘strategist’ Ed Rollins.

At Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace hosts Krazy Jon Kyl (never trust a guy without a vowel in his last name, and don’t give me this “sometimes y and w crap.” Either it’s a vowel or it isn’t – pick a side) and the Senator from CT that isn’t a weaselly asshole, Chris Dodd). Plus Fux’s ‘Power Player” of the week, horse trainer Rick Dutrow, Jr. But the guest you won’t want to miss is the ever fair and balanced Pillsbury Butt Boy himself, Karl Rove.

This Weak with George Snufalufagus brings us Joe Biden, to talk about what an asshole George Bush is, plus Poppa John Boehner, on to talk about what a bunsh of losers the Republicans have become (I wonder if he’ll cry). Then it’s a rountable with the always creepy and disgusting Peggy Noonan, the Sunday Times’ Matt Bai, political mastermind Donna Brazile and the man with nowhere else to go, George :jerk: Will.

U-boat Commander Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez, former Senator Brylcreem, Trent Lott, and Gary “Monkey Business” Hart.

Later, on 60 Minutes, I think they’re recylcing some stories this week. Scott Pelley reports on one man’s efforts to try and get the thousands of Iraqis who helped the U.S. in Iraq who are now labeled collaborators by the insurgents out of Iraq. Bob Simon visits Indonesia, and apparently somebdy out there (Steve Kroft, anyway) still gives a shit about Jon Bon Jovi.

On this week’s episode of The Tudors, the end nears for Anne Boleyn, as Henry insists that Jane Seymour (no, not that Jane Seymour) be made Anne’s lady-in-waiting. Yo, Anne, better start wearing turtlenecks, if you know what I mean.

Enjoy your Sunday.