So, another Sunday, another morning filled with pompous windbags. First up, on Press the Meat, it’s the only man who could possibly fill in for the godlike Tim Russert, NBC News God, Tom Brokaw. Today, Tommuh is at the Western Governors Association Annual Meeting in (Michael) Jackson Hole, Wyoming with Arnold “the pig” Schwarzenegger, Wyoming’s Governor Dave Freudenthal, and Colorado’s Bill Ritter. Oh, and sphincter-faced twerp Chuck Todd, too.

On CBS, Bob Schiefer hosts Wesley Clarke, who will hopefully strangle Joe “droopy dog” Lieberman (or at least shove something down the slimy bastard’s throat so nobody has to listen to him; frankly, I have no idea why they give this little sideshow freak any airtime at all). Along for the ride will be David Sanger,
Editor-in-Chief of the New York Times.

Fux News Sunday and Weaselface Wallace have Obamabot Ed Rendell, St. McCain boot (et. al.) licker Rob “Natalie” Portman, and everybody’d favority lunatic, Bob “Roseanne” Barr. AS if that wasn’t enough, there’ll also be the usual Fuxheads, and “Power Player of the Week” Carol Joynt, who owns Nathans Restaurant.

On This Weak, George Snufalufagus hosts the rather icky Rahm Emanuel, and the very icky Tim “Bridges? We don’t need no stinking bridges” Pawlenty. Then professional narcissist Ralph Nader will teach George some “black” talk. Then, on the “Roundtable,” it’s Arianna Huffington, Byron “dork” York, the very disgusting Hugh Hewitt, and editor of The Nation, Katrina vanden Heuvel. Holy Shit! No George :jerk: Will? It just won’t feel like Sunday.

CNN’s Late Emission mit Wolf Blitzer has Mitch “the prick” McConnell, Jersey Jon Corzine, LA Governor Piyush “Bobby” Jindal (they’re outsourcing all our jobs these days, aren’t they?), U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Ryan “don’t call me Betty” Crocker, my homeboy, Terry McAuliffe, and Sy Hersh, on to cheer us up with some happy news, no doubt.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lara Logan isn’t on, so who really gives a shit?

Enjoy your Sunday, everybody.