Today on Press the Meat, very serious journalist Tom Brokaw has Chuck Schumer and (for some reason) Guidi Ruliani. When this disgusting Nosferatu in drag continues to get any airtime is beyond me. Then Chuck Todd will be on to blather some inane conventional political wisdom, and Bob Woodward continues his book tour.

Faze the Nation has Gov. Janet Napolitano, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas (and apparently less qualified than Sarah Palin to be VP), Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., and former acting Gov of Massachusetts (that’s scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit, isn’t it?), Jane Swift.

Speaking of the bottom of the barrel, Fux News Sunday has Pillsbury Dough Nazi Karl Rove, Alaska Lt. Governor Sean Parnell, Tony Knowles, former Democratic governor of Alaska, and Jim Laychak, president of the Pentagon Memorial Fund. Plus the usual Fuxheads will join Weaselface Wallace.

Over at the Goebbels network, it’s occasional Democrat Claire McCaskill, disgraced former HP CEO (and McCain adviser) Carly Fiorina, and Alan “the hunk” Greenspan. Then at the roundtable, it’s Paul Begala, hubby and wife tag team Jay Carney and Claire Shipman, plus (of course) George :jerk: Will.

CNN’s Late Emission has David Paulison, administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Tim “no money for old bridges” Pawlenty, Bill Richardson, DINO Dianne Feinstein, Tennessee cracker Marsha Blackburn, Obama adviser Linda Douglass, and grampy McCain wet nurse, Nancy Pfotenhauer.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Steve Kroft and John Solomon report on flawed science used to convict innocent people, Lesley Stahl chats with Antonin “Fat Tony” Scalia. Whoopdie friggin’ doo.

Have a good one.