My friends, there’s another great lineup of talking heads this week. So good, it almost makes me want to start going to church again, just so I can have an excuse not to watch. Except I don’t need an excuse, so fuck it.

Anyhow, on Press the Meat, it’s the big dog himself, Bill Clinton. Plus, the “chief strategists” from both presidential campaigns are on to tell us how John McCain fixed the economy and kicked Obama’s ass in the debate: Steve Schmidt from Grampy McCain’s campaign & David Axelrod from the Obama side. Then it’s the start of the 2008 Senate Debate Series. This week, the Colorado race, with Democratic Rep. Mark Udall going head to head with Republican stooge, Bobby Schaffer.

Over at CBS, it’s the man himself, Barack Obama, on Faze the Nation (not that they bothered to put it up on their website; WTF is wrong with these people).

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has John Kerry. Plus, li’l Lindsey Graham comes out of his closet to tell us how manly and mavericky his “special friend” John McCain is. Of course there are the usual fuxheads, plus the “Power Player of the Week,” Dr. Cristian Samper, director of the National Museum of Natural History, who has rare photos of Abraham Lincoln giving the commencement speech at John McCain’s high school graduation.

Speaking of the Maverick Man, Gramps gives George Snufalufagus an “exclusive” (so, that’s what the kids are calling it these days) on This Weak. Then, on the “Roundtable,” it’s disgraced and disgraceful miscreant, Newt Gingrich, WaPost business columnist Steve Pearlstein, Robert Reich, and George :jerk: Will.

CNN’s Late Emission has new Pakistani president, Asif Ali Zardari (Asif isn’t exactly playing ball with his pals in DC).

But then, who cares about all that? Not only do we have a full day of football, but tonight brings us the much anticipated season premieres of Dexter and Californication on Showtime, and the debut of Little Britain USA on HBO! It’s almost enough to make me glad that today is Sunday. Except for that whole goddamn going to work thing tomorrow.

Have a good Sunday!