On Press the Meat today, it’s a visit from Pickles Bush, on to offer her take on Thorazine, smiling like Carol Burnet’s “Nora Desmond,” and other tips on being a good little Republican wife. Also, it’s Afghanistan’s Ambassador to the United States, Said Jawad and Ted Turner.

Faze the Nation apparently gave their web guy the weekend off.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has l’il Lindsey Graham, Claire McCaskill, and one of the Senate’s biggest scumbags (and that’s saying a lot), Saxby Chambliss. Plus the usual fuxheads, of course.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has Husain Haqqani, Pakistan’s Ambassador to the United States, on to say “no we di’int,” plus Senators Jack Reed and Dick Lugar. Then, at the roundtable, it’s George :jerk: Will, Dickface Matt Dowd, political mastermind Donna Brazile, and former Pentagon spokebitch, Torie Clarke.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Michael Phelps tells Anderson Cooper what it’s like to be an Olympic Champion, and perhaps one of the worst actors ever, Lara Logan talks to Monica Brown, who won the Silver Star for saving two wounded men during a firefight when she was only 18 years old, and Steve Kroft does a story on online poker.

Shit, back to work tomorrow. I predict one long damn week. Have good one.