Today on Press the Meat there’s only one guest: President-elect Barack Obama.

Faze the Nation has Chris Dodd, Alabama cracker Jeff Sessions, and Hot, Flat and Stupid Tom Friedman.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has the other Alabama cracker, Dick Shelby, plus Carl Levin, Lizard Queen Condi Rice, and the usual fuxheads.

Lizard woman makes another appearance at the Goebbels network. Also on with George Sufalufagus is Ron Gettelfinger, President of the United Automobile Workers. Plus, at the roundtable, it’s George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, Peggy “A Rose for ROnnie” Noonan, and E.J. Dionne.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl visits Saudi Arabia, Morley Safer profiles Julian Schnabel, and they’ll trot out an old Mike Wallace interview with David Frost, done shortly before the Frost/Nixon interviews aired in 1977.

Not one mention of Pearl Harbor. I guess with all the infamy we’ve seen in the last eight years, Pearl Harbor just doesn’t stack up these days.

For you folks in the NYC area, Marc Maron will be at Union Hall in Brooklyn tonight at 9:15 (for free, even).

Have a good Sunday.