On Press the Meat today, Gilligan Gregory hosts Lizard Queen Condi Rice, plus a roundtable of CNBC’s Erin Burnett, Andrea Mitchell, NPR’s Michele Norris & the Chicago Sun-Times’ Carol Marin.

Fux News Sunday and Weaselface Wallace have the suddenly chatty Darth Cheney in addition to the usual fuxheads.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has VP-elect Joe Biden, and then the Axis of Drivel is reunited as George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and Sam :omg: Donaldson join political mastermind Donna Brazile at the roundtable.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes the always entertaining Barney Frank, Virginia thug Eric Cantor, shamed former HP CEO Carly Fiorina, former Clinton Economic Adviser Laura Tyson, Republican schmuck (is that redundant?) Ed Rollins, the most handsome man in politics, James Carville, David Gergen, and Wahington Times propagandist Tara Wall.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley reports on the Governator and his $40 billion budget deficit, Lesley Stahl reports on how the bullshit the TSA puts you through at the airport is basically all for show, and Bob Simon reports on baby elephants orphaned by the ivory trade.

Happy Solstice everybody. It’ll be nice to see the days start getting longer again (unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, in which case, happy Summer Solstice to you).