On Press the Meat, l’il Lindsey Graham lusts in his heart for Chuck Schumer. Then it’s a roundtable with CNBC’s Erin Burnett, disgraced former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, and U.S. News & World Report’s Mort Zuckerman.

Faze the Nation has Poppa John Boehner, White House Director Of Office And Budget Management, Peter Orszag, columnist Kathleen PArker, and the WaPost’s Michael Fletcher.

Weaselface Wallace has St. John McCain and Tim Kaine on Fux News Sunday, plus the usual fuxheads.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has Claire McCaskill, Evan Bayh, dickface Richard Shelby, and the head of the US Chamber of Commerce, Thomas Donohue. The it’s a roundtable with Cokie “the hag” Roberts, George :jerk: Will, Davey the douchebag Brooks, an EJ Dionne.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley tells you what to do when your bank fails, and LEsley Stahl tells us why eyewitness testimony lands so many innocent people in jail.

Well, I reckon I better go and set the blog’s clock ahead an hour, or we might miss Big Love tonight. Have a good one.