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Saturday Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 21, 2009
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Another weekend. A day of rest today, and back to the tournament tomorrow. No more BSG. That sucks.

Vernal Equinox Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 20, 2009
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President Obama went on Jay Leno last night. I didn’t watch it, but of course they’ve had a couple of clips on this morning. Republicans are apparently criticizing his appearance, claiming he is “dumbing down the Presidency.” 🙄 Irony is truly lost on these people.

I lost two games in my bracket yesterday, as my two “upset specials” failed to pan out. I guess it just doesn’t pay to pick the underdog this year. I hope that trend continues into today’s games – especially the one in Miami at 12:15 EDT. I want a drama (and overtime) free game. You never know with SU, though. I still vividly recall them being the first #2 seed to lose to a #15 (the Richmond Spiders, who I shall forever despise, but not nearly as much as I despise Keith Smart). We watched that game in the hospital while my mom was having a triple bypass. That open heart surgery for my mom would, ironically, be the beginning of the end for my dad. But, no time (or heart – so to speak) for a sad story this morning.

Speaking of sorrow, I’m very sad that tonight is the series finale of Battlestar Galactica, which bows out with a two hour ending. If you haven’t been watching this show from the beginning (particularly if it’s because you “don’t like” SciFi), you’ve really missed out. I only wish I could afford to buy all four seasons (plus this one) on Blu-Ray (of course, I can’t even afford a Blu-Ray player).

Also tonight, it’s Real Time with Bill Maher. This week’s guests (barring any changes, of course) are Madeleine Albright (aka, Vincent Gardenia in drag; who knew she worked as a pin-up model?), Keith Olbermann, Kerry Washington (most definitely not Vincent Gardenia in drag), Senator Boynie Sanders, and Andrew Ross Sorkin, of the NY Times and MSNBC, who I don’t really know, but, given the other guests, I’m assuming he’s the designated schmuck of the week (and given his “we gotta pay off the AIG execs with taxpayer money to preserve the ‘sanctity of contracts’” column, I appear to be correct).

Spring officially arrives today, so naturally it’s supposed to dip down into the teens tonight. Don’t forget to bring an egg to work.

Tourney Thursday Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 19, 2009
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Make sure you get your brackets in by noon EDT.

Sgt. Schultz Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 18, 2009
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Now we know how the Obama Administration allowed those AIG bonuses to go through: “they knew nothing!” Well, OK then. It’s a shame they didn’t back the Wyden/Snowe amendment, then (might have saved them a bit of embarrassment, eh?). Of course, the amendment made it into the Senate version of the bill, but somehow it evaporated in conference. Funny how that happens. Chris Dodd had an amendment that would have retroactively limited bonuses, too, which the Obama Administration opposed (but now they seem to be trying to throw Dodd under the bus). Wussup with that?

In more important news, the President has filled out his NCAA bracket, though they’re only teasing us with his Final Four picks: Louisville, North Carolina, Memphis and Pittsburgh. Not Syracuse? You’re really on thin ice with me these days, Mr. President. Looks like he’s got us going to the Regional Finals, though:

His full bracket will be revealed on the noon (Eastern) SportsCenter is here.

AIDS is a horrible epidemic in Africa, and a lot of foolish simpletons have been promoting the use of condoms in an attempt to stem the death toll. Everybody’s favorite Hitler Youth Pope has set them straight, though, decreeing that condoms actually make things worse. Well, OK then. Gee, I hope Pope “eggs” Benedict has SU losing in the first round. If he picks up to go all the way, I’m gonna be bummed.

Have a happy hump day.

Being Republican Will Kill Ya Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 16, 2009
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Actor turned wingnut (and fellow UB alum, though he actually graduated, unlike me) Ron Silver died of esophageal cancer. I think he choked on Republican talking points, which stuck in his craw, festered, and turned cancerous. Say what you want about him, he was pretty good as the unscrupulous campaign director on the West Wing. Major asshole Frank Luntz has a stirring tribute. :barf:

More shocking news over the weekend: the Republicans don’t have a plan to fix the economy, but they still think the Democrats suck.

AIG is taking our money and using it to pay huge bonuses to the people who ran the company into the ground. It’s OK, though, since they’re not auto workers, and most likely deserve it.

Dick Cheney again says Obama’s gonna get us all killed. :yawn: Oh, and he and president dummy shouldn’t get any blame for flushing the economy down the toilet, ‘cuz they were busy fightin’ evil doers and such. Hey Dickie, you can watch some of the people whose lives you destroyed getting evicted from their homes, right there on your teevee. Go fuck yourself, Dick. Oh, and shut the fuck up, ‘kay?

David “squeaky” Frum says attacks on Michael Steele make him sick. Funny, listening to David Frum makes me sick.

Great weekend this weekend. Warm and sunny, with an even warmer and sunnier week ahead. Have a good one.

Booblehead Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 15, 2009
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Sad news this morning (click here to avoid any sports talk)….

After leading by 8 points at halftime, SU finally ran out of gas and lost to Louisville in the Big East Championship game. Too bad.

This was a pretty scary moment:

Fortunately, he turned out to be OK. Now we wait to see where they get seeded for the NCAA tournament. I figure them for a three or (more likely) a four seed.

Also, congratulations to Kevin and the Akron Zips (BTW, Kev, what’s with the kangaroo?) on winning the MAC last night, and earning a trip to the NCAAs for the first time since 1986.

On the lacrosse side, in a rematch of last year’s NCAA Championship game teams, it was SU 14 Johns Hopkins 11.

What the hell, might as well plug my old high school, too, who earned another trip to the NY State Final Four, winning 90 – 61. They’re ranked #1 in the State, and look like they may successfully defend their titles (yeah, they have two tournaments here; first the public schools, and then the “federation” or something that has the NYC Catholic schools in it) again this year.

Will Ferrell as Dubya on HBO last night? Friggin’ excellent (especially that hot Condi, though they neglected to give her the big tooth gap). I gotta teach Granny the Western grip.

In other news…

On Press the Meat today it’s the Chair of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers Dr. Christina Romer and the House Republican Dick Whip Rep. Eric Cantor. Plus, an economic and political roundtable with asno inmenso David Frum, the BBC’s Chatty Katty Kay, Steve Liesman of Corrupt News Butthole Central, and PBS’s Tavis Smiley.

Faze the Nation has Larry Summers, Tom “my head is flat” Friedman, and Mike “The Reverend” Fletcher (“it’s Feltcher!” “Whatever”) from the WaPost.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Austan Goolsbee of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers rethug Bob Corker, Barney Frank, chief economist of Economy.com, Mark Zandi and FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair.

Over at the Goebbels network Larry Summers gets trotted out again, plus there’s Mitch “the prick” McConnell, and at the roundtable it’s George :jerk: Will, Frank Rich, Business Week’s Jim Ellis and Robert Kuttner of the American Prospect.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley has a double-lenght segment with Ben Bernake, and Lesley Stahl has “slow food” advocate Alice Waters.

Have a good one.

Overtime Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 14, 2009
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Crap, this OT shit is gonna kill me (in beer alone). Sorry about WV, Vernon, but I sure am glad it was only one OT last night. Busy day today here in da ‘Cuse.

First up, the largest St Patrick’s Day Parade (per capita; yeah, I know that doesn’t mean too much) in the country. Then, in lacrosse, #6 Johns Hopkins comes to the Dome to play #2 Syracuse. And, of course, we have the Big East Championship game at Madison Square Garden, as former SU assitant Rick Pitino takes on his old boss, Jim Boeheim. Hard enough to beat Louisville, which has been on a hell of a run though the BE this season, losing only two games (which is pretty amazing, given the competition), but after the last couple of nights, it’s hard to see how these kids can even make it though the first half. Thank goodness the game starts at a more reasonable 7:00 tonight. Crap! Read the teevee guide wrong; it’s at 9:00 again. Well, at least we don’t have to wait for the first game to end.

Have a good one.

Friday the 13th Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 13, 2009
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Hey, didn’t we just have one of these last month?

I know nobody out there but me cares, but last night SU beat #3 ranked UCONN 127-117 in 6 OTs in the Big East Tournament quarterfinals. It was the second longest game in NCAA history, clocking at 3 hours and 46 minutes, and wasn’t over until almost 1:30 this morning. That’s about all I’ve got.

Over the Falls Without a Barrel Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 12, 2009
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Sad news this morning: Trip will be raised by a single mom, as the shotgun wedding between Levi and Bristol has been called off. Gee, what a surprise; I really though they had a future.

Speaking of surprises, the Goebbels network actually debunked charges by wingnut tools Judicial Watch that Nancy Pelosi is always flitting around the world on military aircraft. Of course, these idiots never let facts get in the way of their talking points (especially when it comes from the “liberal media”).

Have I somehow missed the reasons why Meghan McCain has gotten her 15 minutes of fame (most recently appearing on Rachel Maddow’s show). I mean, who gives a crap what this chick has to say? It’s not like she had a litter of babies or married Brad Pitt or something.

So, looks like everybody’s favorite billionaire, Bernie Madoff, will be pleading guilty in Federal court today. They say he may go directly to jail, without passing GO. A shame they have to persecute the poor man, with their silly anti-free market rules and regulations and such. At least he’ll get a nice safe place to retire, unlike most of his “investors.” Personally, I think they ought to toss him over Niagara Falls without a barrel; if he lives, he’s free to go. Hell, if this guy can do it, so can my man Bernie. He might want to check out today’s Woot first, though (I seriously want one).

Wet Wednesday Open Thread

Posted by pjsauter on March 11, 2009
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My laptop is behaving badly this morning, so I don’t have time for much. Poor thing is getting old; must be over four years old now, which is about 64 in computer years. Plus, it’s been through a lot. The culprit this morning appears to be the Foxmarks syncronizer for IE. Since I never use IE (except at work, where it’s the “officially supported” web browser, so I have to at least make sure my stuff works in it), I reckon I can do without it.

More rain today, then up into the 50’s before plunging into the teens later on (just in time for my new gloves and Elmer Fudd hat, which should be showing up on my porch some time today). This, combined with what seems to be constant fatigue the last few days, seems guaranteed to get me sick. I can feel a sore throat coming on. Guess I better start hitting up the oil of oregano.

See ya.

Oh, and Happy Birthday to Sam :omg: Donaldson, whose hair is just as black at 75 as it was at 35. 🙄