Like everybody else, apparently, I don’t have much to say. But, we’ll give it the old college try (just remember, I dropped out of at least three colleges – that I remember)…

I don’t really know if Michael Steele ever had his shit, but if he did, he appears to have completely lost it now. It’s amazing how low the Republicans will stoop in order to get a token in place to have something to show to the media. First they anoint token female Sarah Palin as savior and future of their party. There are plenty of smart republican women out there, but they chose a moron instead (I assume that’s because smart women scare the hell out of Republicans). They obviously had a much more difficult time finding a token black guy, because there are fewer black Republicans than there are black Alaskans (note, I made that up, and while I don’t know whether or not it’s an accurate statement, it’s certainly a truthy one). Of course, I’m pretty sure a smart black guy scares Republicans even more than a smart woman, which is why Republicans would rather have had Hillary Clinton as President than Barack Obama (plus I think most of them have mommy fetishes that she could have fulfilled – completing the trilogy of Republican sex fantasies that includes chicks with dicks – transgender author Ann Coulter – and Asian schoolgirls Michelle Malkin).

In other news, Al Franken took one more step toward assuming office and beginning his 5-year term as Minnesota Senator. Just a few months of arguments before the MN Supreme Court, and then an appeal to SCOTUS remain (and then perhaps a new election). I’m not sure if all US Senate terms from MN are going to be 5 years from now on or not. I reckon we’re saving money on paying staff and salaries, though (I wonder if the pay is retroactive).

Meredith Viera just pimped the “big story” coming up on the Today Show, and it’s some pretty important stuff. Apparently new topless photos have emerged of everybody’s favorite twit, Miss California, Carrie What’shername. Though from what they just flashed on my screen, it appears she was wearing black electrical tape or something. Sadly, I don’t have time to watch the show (let alone do a Google image search).

I really don’t get what the big deal is with her. A bimbo with fake boobs from California that appears to be dumber than a box of rocks? That doesn’t strike me as being terribly unique. And as far as her being championed by the anti gay marriage crowd, I don’t know what that’s about either. I mean, she said “no offense to anybody, but I’m into opposite marriage.” So, OK, she’s entitled to whatever opinion that little walnut of a brain can muster up, but that didn’t exactly sound like the sort of venomous bile that would get the wingnuts all moist and dewy.

Leave it to Republicans. They can’t even get a token bleach blond bimbo right.