Kinda beat this morning. Woke up in the middle of the night, filled with a sense of dread and impending doom, and feeling very anxious. All for no apparent reason (I mean, Granny won’t even be here ’til Wednesday at the earliest). I guess I musta had somebody else’s blues. So, naturally, I couldn’t get back to sleep, and now I’m tired and feeling like crap. If New York State would pass a medical marijuana bill, maybe I could get a decent night’s sleep.

Michael Steele says it’s “inappropriate” for Notre Dame to give Barack Obama an honorary degree. Well who gives a shit what you think, Mikey? You might be Catholic, but you sure don’t look Irish to me (though you know what they say about Irishmen). Why do they continue to report this on the news as “Obama receives heavy criticism” for speaking at Notre Frickin’ Dame? What, from a few mouth-breathing talking heads who’d criticize him if he shat money and killed Osama bin Hidin’ with his bare hands (funny thing is, I swear I could hear one of these protesters yelling “Barack Obama stole my shoe!” as they were throwing him out. :fire: ), and some cabbage patch Catholic chick who said she wasn’t going to her graduation ‘cuz the evil black mooslum babykiller was gonna speak?

Please. I love these high and mighty “moral” people. We used to love hanging out with the Catholic school girls back in the day, ‘cuz there wasn’t much they wouldn’t do once you got a bottle of Giacobazzi into ’em.

On a side note, what’s the big deal about an “honorary” degree anyway? I mean, it isn’t worth anything, is it? Especially one from Notre Dame (or ASU, for that matter). The shit people find to get their panties in a knot over (while the rest of the world is turning to shit around them) is beyond me.

Oh well, on to more important things. A good lacrosse weekend for Central New York. As you may recall, the local community college took both the men’s and women’s JUCO national championships. This weekend, Cortland College advanced to the Division III title game at Foxborough next Sunday. LeMoyne College will be there as well, representing us in the Division II championship game the same day. And both Cornell and Syracuse advanced to the Final Four (Cornell, having beaten Princeton, will face #1 seed Virginia on Saturday, while #2 Syracuse – who easily beat Maryland, which kicked the crap out of Notre Dame because God hates them – will face #3 Duke). So, we could have an all-CNY championship game on Memorial Day (I’m taking up a collection to send a stripper over to the Duke palyers’ hotel on Friday night, if anybody’s interested).