On Press the Meat today, you think flying is a pain in the ass now? Secretary of Fatherland Security Janet Napolitano will be on to tell us how much worse it’s about to get now that Obama’s failure to torture people has led to terror in the skies. Don’t say Dick Cheney didn’t warn us. Then Robert Gibbs will be on tell us how great this whole Senate health care bill is, and to reassure us that the White House will put the screws to those goddamn liberal sonsabitches in the House who are trying to make it not suck. Oh, but that’s not all. There’s also a roundtable with the NY City’s second greatest mayor of all time, Mike Bloomberg, disgraced former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (I guess Tom Delay was unavailable), Mass Gov and Obama speech writer Deval Patrick, and Mrs. Alan Greenspan.

Robert Gibbs heads on over to CBS’s Faze the Nation, to be joined by James Clyburn of SC, Peter King (sadly, not the Sports Illustraterd write, but the Republican goon from NY’s 3rd district (he looks like kinds of a cross between Jimmy Hoffa and Paulie Walnuts), CBS News Chief Armenian Correspondent, Armen Keteyian, and former Bush Deputy Assistant and Deputy National Security Advisor for Combating Terrorism, Juan Zarate (on to tell us “Dick Cheney told ya so”).

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Chris Van Hollen on to tell us how the House and Senate will reconcile their health care bills. Then Jersey Senator Bob Menendez PA “Democrat” Arlen Specter, the aptly named Dick Shelby, and, vying for the “biggest asshole in the Senate” award (but facing very stiff competition) SC cracker Jim DeMint. Plus a fair and balanced panel of Fuxheads – the fairly stupid spawn of an original neo-con, Bill Kristol, his intellectual and ideological equivalent, piece of crap AP “reporter” Jennifer Loven (she should’ve married Don Hewitt; then she could have been Jennifer Loven Hewitt) token Juan Williams (they thought they were getting a Hispanic, but must’ve been thrilled to find out he’s a twofer) and the crazy and evil Ann Coulter wannabe, Laura Ingraham – grades Obama’s first year in office. Let me guess: more war, good (but not good enough), everything else, very, very bad. Oh, and partisan. And he hates white people, too.

Over on the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts a pair of assholes from the Senate, as Jim DeMint slithers over from NBC to be joined by “Democrat” Kent Conrad. At This Weak’s roundtable, political mastermind Donna Brazile, NY Times resident douchebag David Brooks, lost Gabor sister (no, not Oily Taints) Arianna Huffington, guy who actually knows stuff, Paul Krugman and – of course – the man who has nowhere else to be, George :jerk: Will, will talk about cars, car repair, and, uh, this week’s puzzler. Oh, wait. Wrong show. They’ll talk about politics or something. Actually, they’ll probably just talk.

On GPS with Fareed Zakaria, it’s an encore showing of an interview with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev (didn’t he used to be on The Daily Show?). Plus, author Malcolm Gladwell, on how Art Garfunkel has inspired his hairstyle.

Later, on 60 Minutes, it looks like at least on rerun. Probably the rest are, too. But there’s one segment with Lara Logan, and she’s always worth watching (hey, if she’s good enough for Mick Ware, she’s good enough for me).

Now, go out there and have lovely Sunday.