Today, Joe Biden visits Press the Meat to talk about what a Dick that Cheney guy is. Then it’s a roundtable with douchebag Dave Brooks, Rachel Maddow, the too rich to pay taxes “Democrat” Harold Ford Jr., and some Republican schmuck (who’s got “closet case” written all over him) named Aaron Schock from Illinois.

Joe Biden also pops up on Faze the Nation.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Jim Jones, White House national security adviser, and l’il Lindsey Graham.

The Goebbels network calls in the Big Dick (isn’t he time for him to just shut up already?), plus a roundtable with George :jerk: Will, Peter Beinart, Paul Gigot and Jane Mayer (John’s sister?).

At CNN, Fareed Zakaria has Paul Volcker, a discussion about Iran and nukes, and a chat with South African President Jacob Zuma.