OK, gotta make this quick before I head out to church and whatnot.

Press the Meat has White House Council of Economic Advisers Chairwoman Christina Romer (who looks kinda like Chaz Bono, no?), and those two stalwart champions of the people, Jane Harman and Joey Lieberman, plus Mike “Skeletor” Chertoff.

Faze the Nation has a bunch of CBS talking heads, all talking.

At Fux News, Weaselface Wallace has Arizona asshole (I hope that’s not being redundant – no offense, KP), Jon Kyl, plus and Arlen Specter and congresscritter Kevin McCarthy (who has a fine Irish name, but is a Republican, so odds are he’s a douchebag).

The Goebbels Network’s ‘This Weak’ will be hosted by Jake “the mens room” Tapper today. The Tapmeister has Larry Summers, Director of the National Economic Council and Alan Greenspan, plus George :jerk: Will, Matty Dowd, Democratic Strategist Karen Finney and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich

At CNN, Fareed Zakaria lowers his standards by having Thomas Friedman, plus prissy little Republican “blogger” Andrew Sullivan, and India’s mega movie star, Shah Rukh Khan.

Khan!

OK, it’s Jesus time.