A 24-yr old woman from Manchester is claiming that falling off her Wii has turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

I don’t have a Wii ‘cuz it isn’t HD, but now I’m thinking it would make a nice birthday present for my wife. An early present, at that. And maybe we could host an exchange student from England, too.