On Press the Meat today, it’s Rand Paul and Joe Sestak. OK, mostly it’s Joe Sestak, since, as we all know, Rand Paul is too much of a coward to defend his bullshit, “first amendment” objection to the Civil Rights Act. Also up, Tex-ass Senator John Cornyn and Bob Menendez, plus a roundtable with flat head Tom Friedman, Paul “I’m nothing without Shields” Gigot, Andrea Mitchell, and the mummified remains of Bob Woodward.

Faze the Nation has Robert Gibbs, Lamar “Tennessee Jed” Alexander, and Joe Sestak.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Caribou Barbie, plus Tim Kaine, and Bozo the Clown, Michael Steele. There’s also a panel with the usual fuxheads, and the “Power Player of the Week”, Mrs Clarence the Clown Thomas tells us how she wants the people to take a pledge against “Washington’s big government agenda.” Plus, she’ll share her husband’s favorite free porn sites.

The Kaine and Steele show makes its way over to the Goebbels network, where the Axis of Drivel is reunited with a “classic” roundtable of George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and Sam :omg: Donaldson. Oh, plus token roundtable sitter, political mastermind Donna Brazile.

Over at CNN, Fareed Zakaria has the story of some guy’s terrifying experience in Russia, plus, the President of Georgia on dealing with Russia two years after the Georgian war, and two experts discuss Putin’s Russia. Even better, you can buy a Fareed Zakaria GPS coffee mug.

Enjoy the day – and try not to think about what’s coming tomorrow.