On Press the Meat today, it’s White House Energy Adviser Carol Browner & BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward, Rep. Luis Gutierrez, and chowderhead J.D. Hayworth. Then a roundtable with the Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne & dickhead David Brooks.

Carol Browner heads over to Faze the Nation along with Ed Markey, BP Managing Director Bob Dudley, and Edward Overton, Environmental Scientist from LSU.

Dudley makes his way over to Fux News Sunday, and then a “fair and balanced debate” about Obama supposedly offering Joe Sestak a job. Plus there’s Ed Rendell, Douchebag Darrell Issa, Mike Mullen, and a whole bunch of fuxheads.

At the Goebbels network, they’ll have Colin Powell, Bobby Jindal, and a roundtable with George :jerk: Will, Matty Dowd, Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune, and Joan Walsh.

Over at CNN, Fareed Zakaria has Bill Gates, “picture the Iranian regime doesn’t want you to see”, and a panel of Martin Wolf, Richard Haass and Chrystia Freeland.

No work tomorrow. Cool.