If you’re looking for a safe way to spend this Friday the 13th, you might want to consider heading over to the Oomegang Brewery in Cooperstown for the Anti-Fracking Benefit. Not only can you stop at the Baseball Hall of Fame and see the new Steroid exhibit (featuring Barry Bonds’ injection paraphernalia and a life-sized replica of his ass that the kids can practice jabbing with a needle), but you can support a good cause at the brewery and be treated to concerts by Arlo Guthrie and the Levon Helm Band. And maybe you can buy a few bottles of cave-aged Three Philosophers Ale. Assuming you like a nice Belgian. Unfortunately, it all starts at 4PM, I have to work, it would take me a couple hours to get there, I don’t really have the money for the donation, and I rarely partake of the devil’s brew these days (still got one bottle of Casazilla left over from New Year’s Eve – longest-lasting five beers of my 35 or so years of beer-drinking history). But if you go, tell me how it was.