Not only do I have to go to work today (which, it goes without saying, sucks), and not only am I the designated support “schmuck” for our team this week (which of course makes a sucky week even suckier), and not only is the person who knows everything out on on maternity leave, but my team leader and his counterpart in our “sister” team are both out today and tomorrow, leaving me, basically, hanging me out to dry if anything goes wrong (and shit always goes wrong. So today’s just plain gonna suck. But not as much as tomorrow, because shit always goes wrong on Fridays at about 4:55. Oh boy.