While I was busy not paying attention, the Goopers had another debate last night. Afterwards, Rick Perry apparently explained that our forefathers (or maybe he thinks there were actually four fathers) fought the revolution in the 1500s to get away from an “onerous crown.” Which I guess could be anyone from Henry VII up through Elizabeth I. Though probably not Queen Jane, ‘cuz it would have had to be a really short war. Newt Gingrinch also said we should throw Barney Frank in prison. Personally, I think that’s just ‘cuz Newt would love to be Barney’s cell mate, if you catch my drift (though I highly doubt Barney would go for the Polygrip/Brycreem type). Well, crap, it’s an early day, and I gotta get going.