Today is garbage day, which is always pretty exciting. And as if that wasn’t enough, it’s Day 2 of Healthcarepalooza, as anal arguments focus on whether it’s constitutional to make you eat broccoli, buy a health club membership, and stop worshiping at the feet of our Lord God Jesus Almighty. Or something like that. Also birth control figures into this somehow, too, from what I gather.

Speaking of Obamacare, Mitt Romney says that if he is – as David Plouffe put it – the “godfather” of Healthcare Reform, that gives him the right to “kill it.” I’m not sure that’s an accurate depiction of the powers of being a godfather, Mitt. Though it may give you the right to strap healthcare to the roof of your car for a road trip.

The Supreme Court Clerks (great name for a band) are predicting that HCR will be declared constitutional, according to the Crappington Post.

That’s good news. I guess. Except I’m kind bummed that I have to start taking birth control pills now.