So, George Zimmerman has finally been arrested. It had nothing to do with all the protesting and outrage, though. Nope. Then it turns out his real name is George Dylan. But who cares about all this nonsense, anyway? The most important thing in the world right now is that somebody named Hilary Rosen said Ann Romney has never worked a day in her life. This is outrageous (other than the fact that Ann Romney has never actually worked a day in her life)! Especially since Hilary Rosen is actually Barack Obama in drag, pretending to not actually be affiliated with Obama or the DNC. Oh, we’re not falling for that load of crap.

Basically, this proves that Obama hates women – and mothers, in particular. I mean, it’s hard work maintaining a staff and hiring maids and nannies and all that (not to mention getting your Cadillac serviced and whatnot).

Ann, of course, knows what it’s like to struggle. Oh, not financially, heavens no. She was born to money and married more money. But she does have MS, which has interfered with her horse riding activities, and she did have a lumpectomy. But, hey, it’s not like being married to a millionaire gets you any special medical care. Not in the good old US of A, where everybody gets treated the same.

So, clearly, Obama needs to apologize for this Rosen woman, and then do the decent thing and resign.

Oh, and Nerlens Noel is a dick.