So, finally, it’s Election Day. The polls open here in about an hour, and I expect to cast my ballot (I can’t help but still think of it as “pulling the lever”) at about 6:15 or so on my way to work. This being New York and not Florida or Ohio, I’m not expecting a line. Lots of people say, no matter who you vote for, please be sure to vote. I’m not one of those people. If you plan to vote for Romney, don’t bother. He’s not a real Conservative. He’s not a real Christian. He’s a two-faced, lying loser, and if you’re not a gazillionaire and you vote for him, he’ll be laughing at you tonight. And then he’ll fuck you over if he wins. So if you’re planning on voting for him, stay home today. But if you’re gonna vote for Obama, then get out there and vote and stand in line if you have to (easy for me to say, I know, ‘cuz we don’t have lines here). The chat room is open if you want to hang out while the returns come in. I don’t know how many people will actually use it (certainly nowhere near as many people as last time it was in use – back in 2008, believe it or not). I checked it with my Android tablet, and it works, so I’m hoping it works on an iPad (amazing that neither of those two things were invented back in ’08). Let’s just hope we don’t have to suffer through a Romney win.