I had my head stuck to my computer screen all morning, and when I come up for air, I see that some idiot has exercised his second amendment rights by killing 27 people (and 18 kids) at a school in CT. How wonderful. Now isn’t the time to talk about gun control, though. Nope. Wouldn’t want to taint this solemn occasion with talk of maybe preventing crazy assholes from shooting as many people as possible in the short time they have allotted to them.

On the bright side, President Obama says that prosecuting pot smokers in Washington and Colorado “isn’t a top priority.” Hopefully that means we can all sit back and wait to see that the world won’t come to an end just because people can now legally catch a buzz.

In fact, I think Barry and John Boehner ought to pass the bong around next time they get together. Then maybe they can actually do something to keep up from falling into the Pecuniary Precipice.

TGIF!