Another Monday, another thrilling report from Cokie Roberts on all the excitement going on at the Vatican to see who gets to wear the white dress and red shoes on Easter Sunday. I have no idea why anybody cares about this shit. Kookie says it’s like the Olympics, where we Americans are “pulling” for the American Cardinals.

Um, no. I’m at least marginally interested in the Olympics, but really don’t care who gets picked to be pope. I guess if they pick a black guy, that would be kind of interesting. Or at least different. Or maybe an unabashed member of NAMBLA or something.

I, of course, don’t have a vote. But if I did, I’d vote for Cardinal Glick.