After listening for the entire morning about CPAC, I have one question: can we go back to hearing about the Pope? Seriously, these people make me want to puke. Especially the “young conservatives,” who seem to think that us old “wealthy” folks are stealing their money in taxes. Well boo-fucking-hoo you miserable greedy little bastards.

You didn’t mind stealing my money for your public school education. And if you went to college, I bet you stole some of my money in grants and low-interest loans (that you’ll probably blow off paying back, you snotty little creeps).

I’ll bet you “stole” plenty of my money that went to paying for the roads you drive on and the parks you hung out it in, and the public transportation you rode in, and every other damn thing you ever got in your short little lives.

You’ve been in the workforce for what? A couple years (assuming you’re not unemployed and living in mommy’s basement), maybe? Come cry to me when you’ve been out there for 40 years or so paying for both past and future generations and finally managing to get a little bit for yourself and your family only to have a bunch of snotballs want to take away your retirement.

Just remember this: if I can’t retire, then there’s no job for you to take over.

Better practice saying this, “thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

Now get off my lawn.