Monday and back to work. Bleh. I can’t say as I’m very happy to be here. I rather enjoyed being off for a week, and I could use a few more days of vacation to recover from being on vacation. I shouldn’t have stayed up so late last night (we knew we should go to bed, but neither one of us wanted the vacation to end), and am definitely feeling the pain today.

Did you know that NBC is planning on creating a miniseries based on Hillary Clinton (starring Diane Lane, no less)? And that CNN is going to make a documentary about her? Me neither. But apparently the Republicans feel threatened by the idea, as Nazi Party RNC Chair Reince Priebus is telling them they’d goddamn better not do it, or no Primary debates for them.

“If you have not agreed to pull this programming prior to the start of the RNC’s Summer Meeting on August 14, I will seek a binding vote of the RNC stating that the committee will neither partner with you in 2016 primary debates nor sanction primary debates which you sponsor,” Preibus wrote to the networks.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

Speaking of movies, apparently Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner’s…um…special friend – Sydney Leathers – has made a movie of her own.

The video was released on the website of the adult entertainment company Vivid. Downloads start at $4.95 for a “four day trial membership” to the Vivid site, which also features “celebrity sex tapes” made by Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson.

Sounds like a bargain. Somehow I don’t think Republicans are unhappy with the release of that one.

Today is my wife’s birthday. I think she’s 29 this year. I predict that we celebrate by going to sleep early.