The bad news is that there is what looks like a nasty Nor’easter headed up the east coast. Two or three feet of snow, 50 mph winds – oh, and it’s frickin’ cold out there. The good news is that none of that shit is gonna hit here where I live (except the goddamn cold). They say we’ll get maybe four inches of snow here today and a little more tomorrow. New York City isn’t gonna be so lucky (sorry, Sue). In fact a fleet of our spare snowplows are headed Downstate right now.

So if you’re flying to NY or Boston or I suppose Philly or the vicinity, my advice is don’t. They’ve already cancelled lots of flights, just, I suppose, so the planes aren’t on the ground when the snow hits. If you’re already there, hit the grocery store and get whatever you need to settle in for a day or two. And take comfort in the fact that here in Syracuse, we’re more than three feet below average for snow this season.

There is some good news this morning, though, as Donald Trump says he is “very seriously” considering a run for Prez in 2016. Apparently he regrets not running last time (or ever, for anything, as far as I can tell), because he knows he’d have won. Personally, I can’t think of anybody more qualified to say he’s running and then not run than Donald Trump. So toss your fake hat into the ring, comb your fake orange hair across that fat head of yours and get serious – we need you Uncle Donald.