{"id":1375,"date":"2009-05-04T06:44:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T10:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2009-05-04T06:51:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T10:51:55","slug":"shiggy-shiggy-schweine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2009\/05\/04\/shiggy-shiggy-schweine\/","title":{"rendered":"Schike Schike Schweine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/2\/20\/Khalid_Shaikh_Mohammed_after_capture.jpg\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"3\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Sheik Yer Booty\" width=\"200\" \/>I had an extremely disturbing moment this morning.  Got up as I usually do, and proceeded to head for the bathroom with my animal entourage &#8211; the dogs trailing dutifully behind, and the cats swirling figure eights between my legs in a desperate plot to kill me.  I made it to my destination unscathed, only to wonder what in god&#8217;s name would possess Granny to hang a poster of Khalid Sheik Mohammed on our bathroom wall.  I must admit, the realization that I was wearing a white t-shirt and looking into the mirror was quite horrifying.  This was no way to start the work week.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, how &#8217;bout that Harry Reid, huh?  That man really knows how to run the Senate with an iron fist, and he negotiates like a professional.  Next time I buy a car, I want him on hand to try and get me sticker price.  Of course, I refer to his brilliant move in bringing aboard Arlen Specter, and agreeing to get Specter re-elected to the Senate as a Democrat and grant him full seniority, <a href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/2\/20\/Khalid_Shaikh_Mohammed_after_capture.jpg\">while Specter agreed to do whatever he damn well pleases<\/a>. I have no idea why Democrats should try and save Specter&#8217;s ass.  If he&#8217;s going to keep voting with the Republicans, then let the asshole lose in a Republican primary to some wingnut who&#8217;ll get is clocked cleaned by Joe Sestak in the general.  Now Sestak will need to blow a bundle of money to defeat Specter in a Democratic primary.  How the hell the folks in PA can keep electing somebody who doesn&#8217;t support working people or public healthcare is beyond me.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of healthcare, another local school is closed for a week because one kid had the dreaded Swine Flu.  Oy.  Last I saw, there were 809 confirmed cases worldwide.  Out of 6.7 billion or so people, that amounts to about .000012%.  Of course, in the US, the numbers are far scarier &#8211;  about .000064%.  <\/p>\n<p>Be afraid, people; be very afraid.  And be vigilant.  Somewhere out there, there&#8217;s a pig with your name on it.  <\/p>\n<p>They say the first symptom is starting to look like Khalid Sheik Mohammed.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AqRbnNmw3Rs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AqRbnNmw3Rs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an extremely disturbing moment this morning. Got up as I usually do, and proceeded to head for the bathroom with my animal entourage &#8211; the dogs trailing dutifully behind, and the cats swirling figure eights between my legs in a desperate plot to kill me. 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