{"id":1476,"date":"2009-08-14T06:59:44","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T10:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningseditionists.com\/msblog\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2009-08-14T08:23:34","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T12:23:34","slug":"1476","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.morningseditionists.com\/msblog2\/2009\/08\/14\/1476\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday the 14th"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, we brought you the story of a shameless woman who, when accused by Five-0 of talking on a cell phone, had the audacity of saying, “no I di-int,” and was promptly tasered<\/a> (and will be live on the Today Show this morning; amazing what you gotta do to get on the teevee, but I reckon getting zapped with a taser is easier than giving birth to octuplets). <\/p>\n

Today, it’s the story of a man released from prison after a mere 3 weeks for daring to yawn in court<\/a> (it was apparently a very loud yawn). What’s next? Possibly a requirement to turn yourself in to the authorities for improper thought (we’ll have to rely on self-reporting, at least until they develop a thoughtometer that will alert the police when you’re thinking something you shouldn’t be – maybe light up a giant red “A” on your forehead – for “asshole,” not “adultery” – or something). One thing that remains legal, though, is shooting black guys (assuming you’re a white police officer, anyway) – even if that black guy turns out to be an off-duty cop<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Speaking of adultery, looks like John Edwards is getting ready to admit that he’s Rielle Hunter’s baby daddy<\/a>. Why do I care? I don’t know, but it’s apparently almost as important as Michelle Obama’s red dress<\/a>. As an aside, wouldn’t you just love to see her smack that Stepford Wife look off Pickles’ puss (I mean, not really<\/em><\/strong>, but kinda sorta)?<\/p>\n

Turning to the world of assholery, who’s the bigger asshole? Michael Vick, or whoever it was in the Philadelphia Eagles’ organization that decided it would be OK to sign him<\/a>? Tough call there, but I reckon I’ll go with Vick. Don’t give me that culture of the South or whatever bullshit; I’m not buying it. I’m as much a bleeding heart liberal as the next guy, but certain things I just can’t get past, and hurting kids or animals is right at the top of the list.<\/p>\n

But, hey, whatever. At least it’s finally frackin’ Friday.<\/p>\n

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